The Standard Model of Physics
has four forces in it:
the Strong, the Weak, Gravity
and the Electromagnetic.
But Ive discovered a new force
that rules from high above.
Let me propose to you
a Unified Theory of Love!

Gluons are Strong!
The make a quantum-chromo glue
binding quarks into atoms
like I am bound to you.

Zs and Ws are Weak!
They make particles decay
and atoms radioactive
thats how I feel when your away.

Photons mediate